Hey, my name is Eric. I'm 23 y/o, LDS, a college student, and this is my page about health, style, and better living. If there's anything else you wanna know, just hit me up!
My friend and I see a picture of a man backed up to a ledge shooting zombies in the face about to be overran. The conversation comes up on rather you would jump or be eaten.
Me: What do you do?
Sarah: Ummm... take my chances on the jump... I'm not going to be a zombie. You?
Me: I start stabbing zombies in the face and go on a blood thirsty rampage, only to ironically have my blood be the thing to quench their thirsts.
Sarah: Then you'd turn into a zombie?! Or would you just die
Me: I'd be the super zombie king! "If anybody's going to eat my friends it's going to be me", I'll say.I'll train them all to eat you, and then suddenly out of the blue when they all trust and follow me, I will betray them all and slay them. Then they will make a cool show after me as the coolest zombie ever who kicks it with humans and hangs with hot chicks who are all emo and into zombies ;)
Me: Total Win.