"Bro, your dullness is showing." We quietly approach a pack of bros in their natural habitat: in a bar, feasting on their traditional diet of fried animal and fermented grain. When an attractive female
So, today this guy walks by me in the parking lot of the Tyler Mall, and is like, “Yo dawg, I like your hair. No really, like, that’s pretty fly. Classy as f***”. Then smiled and kept on walking, saying we need more classy people these days. On my way home in the grocery store, this girl smiled at me and said, blushing, “I like your hair. You look quite dapper”. I complimented her on her use of the word dapper of course and said thank you. So, part your hair gentlemen. You’re not 12, no more spiking that crap.